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As far as I'm concerned,

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

American Journalist

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

American Journalist

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

American Journalist Math

Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating.

Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses - Calvin Trillin Quotes

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses

The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression? - Calvin Trillin Quotes

The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?

American Journalist

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

American Journalist Chinese

Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

American Journalist

It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the food offered in American clubs varies in direct proportion to the exclusiveness of the club. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the food offered in American clubs varies in direct proportion to the exclusiveness of the club.

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt - Calvin Trillin Quotes

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

Health food makes me sick.

American Journalist Food

Ross begat Shawn. He handed down the crown of St Peter to Shawn. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

Ross begat Shawn. He handed down the crown of St Peter to Shawn.

It isn't like when John died, when there were a lot of people there. I think this time she wanted to do it more by herself. Somebody told me there's an African blessing, 'May we be buried by our children.' It's obviously the hardest loss. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

It isn't like when John died, when there were a lot of people there. I think this time she wanted to do it more by herself. Somebody told me there's an African blessing, 'May we be buried by our children.' It's obviously the hardest loss.

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Life covered his graduation, - Calvin Trillin Quotes

Life covered his graduation,

The best restaurants in the world are, of course, in Kansas City. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

The best restaurants in the world are, of course, in Kansas City.

Obliviously On He Sails: The Bush Administration in Rhyme. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

Obliviously On He Sails: The Bush Administration in Rhyme.

I don't mind being compared to Tolstoy literarily, but when it comes to Fun Stats it's a little humiliating. - Calvin Trillin Quotes

I don't mind being compared to Tolstoy literarily, but when it comes to Fun Stats it's a little humiliating.

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